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Michael Garcia - July 6, 2016
Gigi Hadid and Karlie Kloss showed off their genuine grade A American goodies in some patriotic red, white, and blue bikinis and swimsuits. Karlie wore a swimsuit that showed just a hint of sideboob which is a truly beautiful thing. Gigi, on the other hand, went for the bikini option. Both had the stars and stripes on them, because July 4th. I'm not sure which one fills me with more pride in being an American. I'm pretty sure that the main reason that the founding fathers rebelled and risked their lives by turning on the English was so that one day hot models could clothe themselves in the flag and not much else. If that isn't freedom I don't know what is.
I love me some America and I love me some boobs too. My grandfather came to the United States from Cuba so that I had better opportunities. I have a job writing about hot ladies in American flag bikinis and other sundry bits of pop culture. In what other country would the be possible?
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