Zombie Perfumes: What You Smell Like, Only Ten Times Worse

Girlfriend complaining that you smell like crap again? There's only two things you can do at this point: take a bath (which we all know you hate having to do) or make yourself smell infinitely worse by spraying some Eau de Zombie on your neck and wrists. Which will it be?

Demeter is known for their line of unusual perfumes, like Dirt, Cash, or Turpentine-scented fragrances, and they don't disappoint with their latest offerings: Zombie perfumes.

If you've ever wondered what the undead smells like, then wonder no more, because each of these mixes incorporates the scents of dried leaves, mushrooms, mildew, moss, and earth. There's a version of the perfume made just for females, in case you want to give your girl the gift of bad smells.

Get It: $20 (For Him), $20 (For Her)