‘Zombeavers’ Is the New Horror Comedy That Lends Itself To Dam Jokes

Let's get this out of the way. Zombeavers looks like a "dam" good time. Ugh.



Now that we've got that unpleasantness behind us, Zombeavers does look pretty funny, if you're into that sort of thing.



The film tells the story of three college girls who retreat to the woods to get drunk and have sex. It's what college girls do. But their fun is cut short once the zombeavers show up and start eating human flesh. It's what zombeavers do.



You might be telling yourself that the zombeavers don't look very realistic. But have you ever seen a zombeaver? Exactly. And the fact that none of the girls have giant breasts adds an element of realism I appreciate. That said, more giant breasts are always welcome.



Currently there are no release dates for Zombeavers, but hopefully they can't beat Squirrels to the punch. God I hate squirrels.