bill-swift - January 20, 2016
I'm kind of madly in lust with Zoey Deutch at this point. The former Disney TV actress and daughter of Lea Thompson and some lucky bastard who features red hair and a bosom that will someday sink several men, if not entire nations. While Zoey's photoshoots are inevitably meant for the female of the species and fashion and consumer happy humans, there's at least one shot in every pictorial where I realize I'd sell everything I own just for one night with her in my heart shaped tub. It was standard shape but I knocked out some walls. Also, I don't really own much.
In W magazine, in a sheer top, you can make out the majestic mams of this ginger topped current and future heart throb. Yes, that is your heart. Wait, your heart is where? Okay, that's not your heart but it's just as if not more important to your future contentment, young man. Zoey, you do realize it's time to give a little to the rough and ready gender, the gentleman oglers who will gladly serve you by the millions if you only share some of your blessed fun parts. I'll be first in line in my Man Friday outfit, ready to scrub your back in the shower and other cleaning duties. Time starts now. Please. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: W Magazine
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