chris-littlechild - June 23, 2015
I know, it sounded like BS to me too. We're not even talking the hairy-assed rodent type of mouse, which can grow human ears on its back or be trained to play the xylophone at the circus or something for our amusement. That, at least, is vaguely impressive stuff right there.
But gaming mice? Nuts to them. Useful enough for the hardcore, but leet no scoping aside, nothing to mess yourself about. Or so you'd think. I did too, until I saw the light. The light of the freaking awesome trailer below. Buckle up, gentlemen, and we'll take a look.
What we're dealing with here is the Mamba gaming mouse from Razer, in its spangly new wireless form. This little mofo will cost you $150, but the commercial is probably worth the price of admission by itself. You know what us guys are like, we love our techtacular toys. As long as the trailer shows said gadget being assembled by robots like something out of Minority Report, as this one does, we're going to want it.
Attention, companies: this is how you hawk your shit.
All that's missing is a couple car chases and/or explosions.
I don't even know what ‘adjustable click force' is, and mice sure as hell don't need to glow in your choice of 16.8 million colors. But I want it anyway.