chris-littlechild - October 10, 2016
Â Now, as Iâ€™m sure youâ€™ve noticed, we men have a pretty damn bad reputation. We have no feelings, because we donâ€™t cry at wanky-ass rom coms on Lifetime TV. Weâ€™re stubborn assholes who refuse to ask for directions. We sleep with women and never call them back. This isnâ€™t all of us, natch, but itâ€™s enough of us. Just ask any woman, theyâ€™ll tell you. Â
Men are pigs. Apparently. In our defense, though, sometimes we arenâ€™t. Sometimes weâ€™re horses. Damn you, gender stereotyping. Donâ€™t tell us which farmyard animals we can be.
This is a hell of a thing. Fresh from Japan, the country that brought us Hatoful Boyfriend (in which the lead girl has to choose from several charming pigeons to date), we have Uma no Purinsu-sama. As Destructoid reports, this roughly translates to The Horse Prince, andâ€¦ well yeah.
The whole thing centers around the sweet, forbidden love between a player character and a terrifying freakish horse-man. Weâ€™re not talking centaurs, you understand (we all know what a sexy bunch of bastards those guys are), just a regular olâ€™ horse with what looks like a dudeâ€™s face poorly photoshopped onto the neck.
Other than that, I think the hilariously absurd screenshots tell you all you need to know about this one. Thanks for starting our Monday off the right way, Japan.
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