You Picked the Wrong Store, Bro: Clerk-Slash-MMA Fighter Gives Thieves a Beating

Let this be a lesson to all would-be thieves: don't go robbing anyone who's friends with an MMA fighter. That's a mistake this would-be robber made recently when he tried to rob Mayura Dissanyake's co-worker. Aside from being the gas station's clerk, Mayura also happens to be a five-time MMA national champion.

So when he saw someone robbing his bud, he didn't hesitate and sprang into action: 'The first guy I saw, I just kicked him in the face. Then I punched the other guy.'

Kudos to Mayura, who taught a valuable lesson to everyone: don't steal. Just don't.