Xbox One’s Controller Amazes, Delights and… Stalks Us (VIDEO)

We've been suckling at the Xbox One's nourishing info-teats for some time now. We've seen the games, the much ballyhooed new focus on all things social, and a whole lot of piss-taking and/or rage from the interwebs. There was even that bizarrely intimate leering look at the console back in May.

So. We've seen the future, and Microsoft are... y'know, very much involved. Their latest black box has far more thingamabobs, whatsits and doohickeys than the previous one, and they're damn well going to make sure we know it. Wait until you can get your hands on one, you'll shit. That is the message.

One thing that's been missing from the Hype Train's cargo, though, is seven minutes of nerdly prattle about the new controller. Watch in wonderment, gentlemen, as the prayers that nobody made are answered. It was shaping up to be a formidable, liver-rupturing whenever he says ‘core gamers' drinking game, but general manager Zulfi Alam restrained himself (eventually). Still, the word is that the new sensors described above change "...the way gamers perceive gaming." We don't know what in the name of Satan's scrote that means, but it sounds mightily impressive. Take a look.