bill-swift - July 24, 2013
Have you heard of Kickstarter? It's a crowdfunding site that tries to get people to chip in to turn proposed projects and products into a reality. There are lots of projects worth funding, as well as crappy ones that shouldn't see the light of day. If you're interested in more projects belonging to the latter category, then you'll love Thingstarter.
The first project on the list are Tiny Diapers for the Tip of Your Penis. Seems like a long title, but that's what its creators are calling it. It's essentially a teeny tiny diaper that absorbs the last few drops of pee that hangs onto the tip of your peen after you pee.
That's not the only use for these miniature diapers. Apparently, you can also use them on your nipples when you go running to catch all that sweat before it drips. You can't use them when you take a crap though, because as the dude in the video says, you don't crap out of your peen, you crap out of your ass.
I think it's clear by now that Thingstarter doesn't really exist. It's actually just a parody of Kickstarter, but an extremely hilarious one at that. The video plays out like most Kickstarter videos, but I'd even go so far as to say that it's produced better than a lot of the videos on the real platform itself.