Sam Robeson - July 2, 2018
Self-proclaimed posterchild for healthy habits, Chrissy Metz, loves her body, but most of the time not enough to Instagram pics of it in a bikini. She usually prefers to post pics of herself sporting the season's latest wedding tents, but for her current vaca in Barbados, is throwing caution, and her clothes, to the wind for some rare bathing suit shots. The results are some sexy selfies and a fun and flirty video. I'm much more afraid of getting slammed by h8ers thinking I'm a h8er for making fun of Metz than Tess Holiday, as Metz has amassed a ruthless army of advocates for the advancement of spherical people. What I will say is that she looks like a manatee in the pool vid and it's kind of adorable.
Now it's time to decide - if she was the very last thing woman on this entire earth, for the sake of pleasure or procreation or both, would you hit it?
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