Would You Use A Spray On Condom?

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michael-garcia - June 30, 2016

Let's face it, no one LIKES using a condom. We do it because we don't want to catch the herp or have to raise a baby. It's just one of those things. It also kind of interrupts the whole sexytime process. Right as things are getting hot and heavy, you have to roll over, open the package, and slip on your jimmy hat. Unromantic, but as I said, necessary. But what if I told you that you could spray on the latex from an aerosol can like so much Aquanet? Would you do it? A Pratt student named Michelle Chu sure hopes so. She's developing a spray on rubber for her new condom company Girlplay. Simply take out a can of the latex and spray it on and do the deed. It takes three minutes to dry, which really really interrupts the whole bootytime process. I actually don't see the point of this at all and I for one would never spray something on my junk. I had a bad experience.

When I was a lad I once took a bottle of glitter hair spray and sprayed it on my pubes. I'm not sure why I did this. I was a weird tween. Needless to say the burning was horrible. The accelerant irritated the sensitive scrot skin. My grandmother then told me, is Spanish, "Never spray anything on your parts." Words to live by. 

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