Worst Places To Be During The Zombocalypse

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bill-swift - October 22, 2014

It is a fact that the zombocalypse is coming. Sorry, but it's true. The Walking Dead is practically a prophetic documentary. But some places will be safe than others when avoiding the undead. Real estate website Trulia calculated where are the worse places to be when the zombocalypse happens. It's not surprising that the biggest cities will be the worst hit. The more densely populated the worse it will be. The #1 worst place to be in Honolulu because of the dense population and horrible traffic. Where I live, in New York City, will be the second worse hit. That's not a surprise either. A zombie gets on with you on the 6 train and you will be eating brains within the hour. The best you can hope for is that you are visiting the countryside when the virus hits.

The truth is that there is nothing you can really do about it. Eventually, the zombies will kill 100% of the population. All you can hope for is to survive a little while. As for me, I'll just let them turn my into a zombie. I don't want to live in some kid of post-apocalyptic craphole. Let me die in peace until I rot from shuffling around looking for delicious brains.

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