working for Jennifaa Yopez sounds wonderful

Jennifer Lopez has a very much deserved reputation for being an insufferable bitch, and today Life and Style provides even more proof by reporting her demands for anyone applying to be her new assistant.

"The person has to be graceful under pressure, have a thick skin, and be resourceful in foreign countries."
"You'll be expected to travel at a moment's notice and must know how to adjust in each city."
"The job is 6 days a week, at least 12 hour days with one day off, but you may not get off for weeks."
"You'll be on call 24/7 and you've got to be organized and always on point."
"You have to change diapers, work on little sleep and cook if the butler is away."

And what do you get for the honor of racing across town at 3am to change her kids diapers? $55,000 to $65,000 a year. Best case scenario, if you get the 65 a year and only work 72 hours a week, that's 17 dollars an hour. To get yelled at because you didn't fold her giant underwear into the shape of a swan. 17 dollars wouldn't even cover the gasoline I would buy to set her on fire.