Why Won’t Victoria Beckham Smile?

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bill-swift - September 13, 2011

Brand new baby girl. Riches beyond compare. Mansions, fancy cars, yachts, and a superstar athlete husband. Apparently, everything in the world can not buy Victoria Beckham a smile. I'm starting to think that she has some ingenius long term plan to never have a wrinkle on her face by simply refusing to utilize her facial muscles for decades on end. The former Spice Girl and new mom once again has herself in arms-pinned-behind-her-back, blank anorexic model stare pose, oversized glasses, supreme high heels, and a complete unwillingness to acknowledge the joy in being hot and rich and famous. Maybe we're reading into it too much, but why the long face, Posh? Enjoy.