Why Does God Play Bad Jokes On Us?

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bill-swift - August 8, 2011

We've got a bevy of Teen Choice Award photos to share with you in the morning, after I sober up from going all Edward 40-hands on a couple cans of outlawed Four Loko to drive away the pain of seeing Justin Bieber nibbling on Selena Gomez.

So ridiculously and cosmically unfair.

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