Why Didn’t This Work For Jessica Simpson?

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editor - February 6, 2013

Oh, that's right, swallowing. Maybe Danish fashion model - and newest Carl's Jr. chick - Nina Agdal up there could help Jessica out. If she's smart, she won't mention that thing about being Danish unless she's ready for Eric Johnson to shove her into Jessica's mouth.

- MW (This means "Not Brendon." There's going to be more of these cryptic initials and/or awful pen names on here regularly now, but tits.)

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