Who’s The Sexiest Starlet: Stella Maxwell or Madison Beer?

I already know the winner of this matchup, but I am going to save that reveal for the end in order to build suspense. We all know that the longer you put something off, the better it feels when you finally release.

These two gals have about as much in common as a nickel does with a banana. One has light hair, the other has dark hair. One girl is stacked, the other has itty bitties. One is 19 while the other is 189 (in dog years). One is dating Kristen Stewart, the other is…not.

I guess it should all technically come down to one’s own personal preferences when deciding who is hotter, but I cannot make a decision based on another’s preference if I do not agree with it. I am not that a selfless. That is why I have one final trump card that I have been withholding: Their nationalities.

One is British, while the other is American. That really takes the pressure off because I clearly have to give the title of hottest to the girl who meets the most basic qualification for leading the free world. Madison’s last name is even Beer. That is about as hot as it gets.

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