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Who’s The Hotter A-Lister: Kim K and Gisele Silver And Gold Edition

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aldo-vallon - May 10, 2018

There might be too much sexiness in these pictures for just one post. Both of these women are so ethnically ambiguous that I do not think I can trust any of the current reports. Giselle is supposedly a Brazillian of German descent. Kim is an Armenian-British mixture. The only way to get any halfway reliable data would be to send their DNA to one of those ancestry sites. But now even that runs the risk of getting your family members arrested for murder, so I no longer think that is even worth the risk, because if Kris Jenner was to get put away, oh my God, I would, like, lose my effing mind.

Not that any of that matters when it comes to who is hotter. I don’t want the SPLC or the ACLU or any other four letter organization to add me to one of their lists for guys with pale complexions and an affinity for bad tattoos. I mean, I do meet both of those criteria, but I think I still lack the right kind of hatred that they are looking for.

What I am trying to say is that I promise my views pertaining to which woman I find hotter will not be altered by knowledge of their genetic makeup. That decision is left solely to the result of their hotdog eating contest.

 

Photo Credit: Splash News / Backgrid USA



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