Who’s Hottest Threesome: VS Angels Edition With Josephine Skriver, Elsa Hosk, and Jasmine Tookes

I am in way over my head on this one, but I guess that’s what I get for lying on my application. At least the repercussions of this lie are not going to be as serious as the brief time I spent at that children’s hospital.

I think I am going to have to take a short break to ingest some alcohol. I am always more judgmental when I have a heavy buzz going.

Didn’t work. Now I’m just drunk and want to ask for a threesome.

Every one of these women’s faces is perfect, so there won’t be any decisions to be made in that arena. And their bodies are all perfect, so no scales are going to be tipped from them either.

Fuck it. I’ll give the win to Josephine Skriver, because I like her shirt. Most women would have gone for the easy points by wearing a plaid skirt since they all know guys haven’t grown out of their teenaged fantasies. Instead, she chose throw it on her upstairs, not even as a flannel either. Jasmine looks like she made her shirt out of a motel’s duvet, and Elsa couldn’t even be bothered to get out of her bed. I can’t reward that behavior.

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