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Who’s Hotter Threesome: Blac Chyna, Raven Simone, or Nicki Minaj?

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aldo-vallon - May 1, 2018

I do not want to single her out, but there is clearly one of these three women that is not like the others. It is like her being included is the equivalent to receiving an honorary doctoral degree. We all know it isn’t the same as getting a real degree, but we appreciate—hmm, maybe that isn’t the right word, how about acknowledge? We acknowledge everything that she has given to prepubescent girls in the way of entertainment, so we are courteous enough to indulge her. That does not put her on the same level as the booties that she is being compared against, but it is the closest that she is ever going to get.

As far as Nicki Minaj is concerned, she has the whole contemporary pop icon look down to a science. She figured out long ago that reality is boring, so there should be nothing on a body that is identifiable as real. That is how she became the living embodiment of a male thirteen year old’s drawing who was unable to have internet access one night.

It is for these reasons that Blac Chyna and Raven are going to have to go to Siberia for training until the day they think they can put forth a decent effort at taking the belt from the Ivan Drago of rap queens.

 

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