Who’s Hotter: Tennis Superstar Eugenie Bouchard Or Her Bikini Model Sister Beatrice?

I do not know if there is a more pure form of competition than that of pitting siblings against each other. Parents have been doing it for eons and I think it is the single strongest force in driving our civilization forward. I know there was nothing that pushed me harder than seeing my older brother excel at athletics. Now, I lacked the physical abilities to compete at his level, so this is not the best example, but the feeling is the same.

I imagine that is what pushed Beatrice into the world of modeling. Knowing that she could not compete at the professional level probably convinced her to make use of the goods that she was blessed with. I wish I had inherited a knockout face, that way I might not have to be here typing out this drivel.

These two being fraternal twins probably only increased the competitiveness. I know I would not be thrilled with the idea of a sibling with whom I shared a womb with being more successful than me. And although I do not have the necessary financial papers to make a decision as to who is more successful, I think it is fairly obvious that the model is the hotter of the two.

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