aldo-vallon - July 20, 2018
This is a real toughie. I have long been infatuated with Taylor Swift’s legs, but Gigi puts forth a good showing of her own. Honestly, with the rest of their bodies cropped out I would be hard pressed to actually identify whose is whose. Put them in a police lineup and I might be selecting the wrong person for prison.
I hate for this decision to come down to the attractiveness of their clothing, but I think it might have to. And in that regard Taylor clearly has the edge. Her shorts are darker and not frayed, and her top is much more revealing and therefor hotter as well.
Gigi on the other hand is wearing a pirate shirt that has not looked good on anyone since Errol Flynn, and her shorts are faded and frayed. I do not like frayed shorts. They bug the hell out of me. If I wore a pair I know that by the end of the day there would be nothing left but the pockets because I would be picking at them constantly. And since I cannot pick at her shorts I am forced to sit here annoyed, picking at my own not frayed shorts, trying to make them frayed so that I can pick at them some more.
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