elliot-wolf - June 25, 2018
Having options is beautiful. But even more delightful is the option to choose between two beautiful women. Amber Rose and Blac Chyna both look absolutely amazing in evening wear so trying to figure out who’s hotter will require the smarts of an engineer, the patience of a monk, and having a better eye for detail than a professional painter. As far as the “who’s hotter” race goes, these two are neck and neck. They both have amazing bodies and seductive shapes. And their smiles are the icing on the cake.
I’m surprised that we managed to become so evolved as humans that we can measure the heat of hot lava in a volcano, and how hot a pepper is with the Scoville scale, but we have failed to come up with a system designed to figure out just how hot a woman is. It’s absurd when you stop to think about the absence of an invention like that. Women have been around only forever. What if I declare Amber to be hotter when in fact, it is Blac Chyna who is the hotter one? A mistake like that could send a man spiraling into depression. I can’t put my finger on who’s hotter between the two until I have a fail-proof formula to figure out who’s hotter.
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