aldo-vallon - April 19, 2018
I am having a hard time believing these two women are not the same person. I am fairly certain that Nicki Minaj is just Cardi B with her eyeliner made up different. She might have been able to fool everyone else, but she is not fooling me. This whole feud could just be a ruse to throw anyone who suspects the same off of her scent.
Cardi B’s pregnancy does throw a small wrench into this theory, but there are so many ways that can be faked that it is hardly incontrovertible evidence. I could probably fake a pregnancy and I do not even have a uterus. I already throw up so much from drinking that I could easily make people think it was the result of morning sickness and not due to alcohol.
Aside from that I would just have to stick throw pillows of increasing sizes up my shirt and I will be as good as gold. As soon as it is “born” I will pay a midget to pretend to be my baby and the rest will take care of itself.
See? It is totally plausible that these two are the same person. Therefore it is impossible to say which is hotter.
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