Who’s Hotter: Lottie Moss and Georgia Toffolo’s Brunchtime Ho-Down

This really is a tough one.

I know the kneejerk reaction is to immediately give it to Lottie Moss because she most closely resembles her sister Kate, but it is necessary to fight that urge for the sake of seeking truth. If we gave the win to every woman who looked closest to Kate we would have a very dull competition. And in the name of competition it is necessary to take into account all of the other factors that go into rating a woman’s beauty.

Faces aside, we should appraise their fashion. I find their clothes to be on par with each other until I get to the footwear. Lottie has on heels, always a crowd pleaser, while Georgia has on the same sneakers that my grandmother wears to go powerwalking in the mall. The edge goes to Lottie.

Since they are both wearing either shorts or a skirt I have the rare opportunity to judge their knees. This is very important to me because the degree to which a woman’s knees resemble baby faces is a real boner killer. And comparing these two women together Georgia clearly has the edge, so she receives one million points resulting in her being victorious on this blessed day.

Yeah, how’s that for an underdog story?

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