Who’s Hotter: Charlotte Crosby and Bianca Gascoigne Edition

This is going to be an especially tough one since both of these women have so much in common. I cannot give an edge to either one for their sexy accent since they are both British, therefor being equally desirable or unattractive depending on your personal feelings. I cannot give an edge to either one for their profession since they are both reality stars, therefor offering nothing but their bodies to the masses.

I will automatically have to deduct points from Charlotte for wearing those animal print pants. Leopard, cheetah, tiger, it doesn’t matter. They are all equally unflattering to a person’s body. Humans are already the apex predators of the earth, why should we be dressing up as a lesser animal? I have never seen a picture of Michael Jordan wearing a LeBron James jersey, after all.

What Charlotte does have working in her favor is the enormous rack that she is putting on display. I know Bianca has a noteworthy rack of her own, but she has it completely hidden under her clothing, so it isn’t doing her any favors.

But Bianca did have the courage to wear an all-white outfit, showing she knows she has the poise to drink a glass of wine without spilling it. And I think we can all agree that poise is the sexiest quality that can be found in a woman, which is why she is the hotter woman.

Photo Credit: Splash News