Who Wouldn’t?

Matthew Broderick is cheating on Sarah Jessica Parker? It's about fuckin' time. (PopSugar)

Once upon a time, Britney Spears camel toe was hot. (CollegeHumor)

Remember when Lindsay Lohan was really hot? (Popoholic)

Lindsay and Samantha's relationship is getting pretty cheesy. (DListed)

Rihanna and Chris Brown hit the Rollercoaster of Love. (Pink is the New Blog)

Okay, I admit it. Mariah Carey is looking pretty good. (CityRag)

Keeping an eye on Jennifer Garner's baby bump. (Just Jared)

Kim Kardashian will be on Dancing with the Stars. (Celebslam)

Either Katie Holmes is shrinking, or Tom Cuise is getting taller. Neither would be true. (IDLYITW)

Amy Winehouse's wax statue will probably live longer than she will. (Socialite Life)

Kid Rock is still talking about Pamela Anderson. (Hollywood Rag)

Mischa Barton does her best impression of Tara Reid. (Popbytes)