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Who Got January Jones Pregnant (and Made Her Boobs Swell)?

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bill-swift - May 4, 2011

Well, yes, of course, I'm an obvious suspect, albeit, I'm not sure that sitting in my La-Z-Boy ogling sexy January Jones pictures can actually cause her to become pregnant. Everybody kind of has written off former boyfriend, Jason Sudeikis, as the DNA donor, so who?

The Mad Men hottie is not exactly without suitors. Off the top of my head, I can name a couple billion dudes who'd like to at least take a stab at putting January Jones in a motherly way. She was showing off the new life in her belly last night at the Lakers game, where she treated her unborn to courtside seats against the Mavs. Decent start to being a mommy. Still, the search for who banged January Jones into future MILF status continues, while I will continue to try and get Jessica Biel pregnant using only locked bathroom concentration and a copy of her old school Gear magazine photos. Enjoy.



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