Whitney Port Bikini Pictures Could Be Better

Oh, Whitney Port. Could you please, just maybe, try a little harder. It's not that we don't like these Whitney Port bikini pictures, but you could have found a slightly more flattering bikini. Also, what's with the colour of your face being a completely different colour than the rest of your body. Maybe you shouldn't be doing your own makeup. I don't know. I'm sure Audrina would be happy to give you some pointers. She seems to know how to do a bikini right. Just don't go getting some crazy breast implants. Somehow, I don't think that would work for you.

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