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bill-swift - March 15, 2006

Don't have any paper to write on? Use Pamela Anderson's breasts! (Hollywood Tuna)

Sarah Jessica Parker doesn't seem to be the jealous type. (Hollywood Rag)

Isn't Angelina Jolie a little too pregnant to be piloting a plane? (Just Jared)

Keanu Reeves is unbothered by gossip. (IDLYITW)

No way in hell does Paris Hilton deserve such a nice car. (Pink is the New Blog)

Mr. Boring (Michael Bolton), and Ms. Bitchy (Nicollette Sheridan) are engaged. I give it six months tops. (A Socialite's Life)

Isaac Hayes quit South Park. Wait a minute. People still watch that show? (DListed)

Michael Douglas is should start his own gossip blog. (Popsugar)

I always thought Mariah Carey was an evil monster from Hell. (CityRag)

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