Where’s My Pen?

Don't have any paper to write on? Use Pamela Anderson's breasts! (Hollywood Tuna)

Sarah Jessica Parker doesn't seem to be the jealous type. (Hollywood Rag)

Isn't Angelina Jolie a little too pregnant to be piloting a plane? (Just Jared)

Keanu Reeves is unbothered by gossip. (IDLYITW)

No way in hell does Paris Hilton deserve such a nice car. (Pink is the New Blog)

Mr. Boring (Michael Bolton), and Ms. Bitchy (Nicollette Sheridan) are engaged. I give it six months tops. (A Socialite's Life)

Isaac Hayes quit South Park. Wait a minute. People still watch that show? (DListed)

Michael Douglas is should start his own gossip blog. (Popsugar)

I always thought Mariah Carey was an evil monster from Hell. (CityRag)