bill-swift - May 8, 2007
I'm confused. There is something definitely not right with Britney Spears' breast in these pictures, but I can't even begin to understand what it is. If you look closely, you can see there is a bulge under Britney's right breast, but what bulge that is, I don't know.
It could just be that her bra is too small, or riding up too high, but that doesn't explain why it looks as though she has a breast implant trying to make it's way into her stomach. Maybe there's a baby alien trying to break out of her abdomen, but I don't think she's been seen with Tom Cruise.
I'm going to stop thinking about it now, because I'm about to throw up, but take a closer look, and try and figure out what's going on with Britney Spears' breast for yourelf.
Update: Many of you readers were kind enough to write in with a variety of explanations for what the hell is happening to Britney Spears' boob. The consensus is that the underwire of her bra is pressing against the bottom of her breast, causing some fat tissue to be squeezed out like that. I still think it's an Alien trying to break free.
Photo credit: Flynet
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