What’s Not to Love About Kelly Brook, Gisele Bundchen, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, and Alessandra Ambrosio in LOVE?

There I am in the midst of watching Oprah on the slingbox when Hamilton, my non-kosher butcher, drops the latest edition of LOVE magazine right on my bare-toed sandals. We skirmished. I lost. But I ended up with a primo copy of LOVE #4, which included some artsy, but sexy stylish pictures of just four of the hottest celebrities in the Egotastic! universe: Kelly Brook, Gisele Bundchen, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, and Alessandra Ambrosio. It's sort of like somebody got all Inception in my brain and stole my super hottie fantasies. Except, of course, in my dream, Gisele brings me a plate full of campfire toasted marshmallows and asks me about my day. Hey, get your own dream, and, enjoy.

Oh, the folks at LOVE also put together this super artsy video of the models in their magazine, that I watched several times before I realized that like arithmetic and romantic relationships, it was just something I was never going to understand. But you may view at your discretion:

Watch the Quick Clip: