We’re Gonna Need a Bigger Boat! Crazy Video of the Day

I don't like fishing. Maybe it's because I'm bored easily, or maybe because any fishing trip in a movie usually ends with a bunch of young friends at a cabin by the lake being terrorized by someone with a machete for an arm (hey, it could happen).

Actually, I take that back, I don't like fishing because I'm afraid I'll reel in a terrified great white shark on my line and end up as a cautionary tale harbor masters tell young kids leaning over the rail too far. You think I'm being paranoid? Then you stay and watch this while I put on my life preserver and head back to dry land.