Weird Stuff Sold On Coupon Sites: Men’s Super Padded Butt-Enhancer Underwear

I'm no expert on what the ladies like in a man physically. I have always been a goofy chubster who managed to get into ladies' knickers through a combination of being funny and persistence. But I guess women look at men's butts. I'm not sure what evolutionary advantage that could possibly have evolved from, but whatever. I've heard women talk about men's butts so I guess it's true. But what if you were not blessed with a nice shapely booty? Well, you are in luck because Groupon sells the Men's Super Padded Butt-Enhancer Underwear for only $21.99. 

Essentially it is the butt equivalent of a padded push-up bra. It has foam inserts that make your butt look amazing...until you take it off and the girl sees that you have an ass flatter than the Great Plains. The product description says,

"Pre-shaped contour foam embedded in these briefs adds a natural-looking curve to men's derrieres."

Move over Kardashians, I got my Men's Super Padded Butt-Enhancer Underwear and I'm out on the prowl.