Weird New Year’s Eve Traditions

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bill-swift - January 1, 2013

New Year's Eve is upon us and it's time to celebrate with the annual orgy of booze, sex, and numerically shaped glasses. In what came as a complete surprise to me the world didn't end two weeks ago. We should be thankful there is even going to be a 2013. Here in the U.S. our big tradition is to kiss someone at midnight. It dates back to a ye olde English custom that was thought to bring true love. More often than not, unless you have a steady girlfriend or wife, it's just some willing girl at a New Year's party or half passed out chick freezing her ass off in Times Square. But this is only one of many traditions celebrated around the world to ring in the new year. Our Puerto Rican friends will spend all day today cleaning to wash away the bad mojo. It's a good excuse to finally scrub that disgusting kitchen floor. So, tonight take some time between that first shot and passing out in the gutter to incorporate one of these wonderfully wacky new year's eve traditions. Happy New Year from your good friends at Egotastic!

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