Weird Crap They Sell On Amazon: Semen Based Cookbook

It's always a challenge finding new and interesting recipes to make for dinner. Kids can be so picky and you probably get bored of eating the same crap every week. Well, worry not because the Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes cookbook is available on Amazon. The recipe's contained in this book all contain the special ingredient of human semen. To think, all of these years we've been throwing away all of that delicious man yogurt! If you get the Kindle version now you still have time to fap out a nice Christmas pudding for Grandma. The description of the book is wonderfully hilarious/disgusting:

"Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food."

Look, call me an unadventurous eater but I'm not eating anything made with spunk. That there is a picture of a flan on the cover almost made me puke. Yes, I know it's all natural. I also understand that semen contains nutrients and that when it comes out it is sterile. This is also true of pee pee and I don't want to eat that either. One of the perks of being a heterosexual man is that I never have to taste semen. The reviews are pretty amazing. Buy it in hardcover for $22 or on Kindle for $9.99.