michael-garcia - August 18, 2016
When I was a boy my uncle taught me the three duties of a man: shave, shower, and shit. In truth, that also applies to women but whatever. Shaving and showering are pleasant experiences for everyone but the last leaves much to be desired to everyone but the pooper. Luckily, Groupon has the Poo-Pourri Before-You-Go Toilet Spray. How does it work? You simply spray the Poo-Pourri Before-You-Go Toilet Spray on the surface of the water and it,
"Creates a protective barrier on the toilet water's surface to trap odors and leave a fresh scent."
So, I guess it makes a protective film of scent that keeps the poop smell from emanating all over the house? I wonder who came up with this? Was there a lab of poop scientists somewhere spraying chemicals in toilets and then dropping a deuce before measuring how much it smelled? How would you like that to be your job? Poo-Pourri Before-You-Go Toilet Spray smell tester? That would stink. (<-See what I did there).