Weird Crap Sold On Coupon Sites: Oral Sex Mints with Numbing Agent

They sell a lot of weird stuff on Groupon, a lot of it related to sex. If you want to get a vibrator or ejaculator enhancer at a discount, this is the place to get them. But I was surprised to find Oral Sex Mints with Numbing Agent when I was perusing their "goods" section for a new pair of ear phones. What do these mints do?

"Mints made with real peppermint oil are infused with a numbing agent that helps to quell gag reflexes."

So, you take these mints before you go downtown and it keeps you from wanting to throw up. Having never done that myself I can't imagine that any amount of peppermint oil would throw off your gag reflex sufficiently. But what do I know? They are also sugar free, which is nice. You don't want to gain weight while fellating someone. That just wouldn't do. I'm not sure if they work and I don't plan on finding out but if that's your thing you can get them here.