Weekend Links – Now with Video!

It's the weekend! And what better way to start it off, than with some laughs from our favourite man from Kazakhstan, Borat!

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And now for your regularly scheduled gossip...

Kate Moss gives skeazy guys everywhere hope, by marrying dirtbag Pete Doherty. (Hollywood Tuna)

Oh, I'm pretty sure Paris Hilton's album will be just as bad as we all think it will. (A Socialite's Life)

Carmen Electra sluts it up on Howard Stern. (IDLYITW)

Just what we needed, more distrubing news involving Britney Spears. (Pink is the New Blog)

I'd like to know too. What is up with Tom Hanks' hair? (DListed)

In Touch names Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe the best dressed couple. Congrats. (Popsugar)

I don't listen to Hip Hop, or at least not the Hip Hop they play on the radio, so the fact that Bow Wow and Ciara have split up means nothing to me. (Hollywood Rag)

Oh look, more Katie Holmes shopping while pregnant. You know she's never actually going to give birth, right? (Just Jared)

Michael Douglas says guys who wear makeup aren't real men. What about guys who get face lifts? (CityRag)

Is Patricia Heaton joining The View. Who watches that shit? (Jossip)

...And here is your week in review

There's nothing better than starting your week off with a Lindsay Lohan Ass Slip. Later on, Lindsay got rejected by George Clooney, and explained why she likes Kabbalah.

Sienna Miller got extra security, plus some nifty hair extensions, leaving Natalie Portman rescued a dog.

Rumours circulated that Mischa Barton is leaving The O.C., and One Tree Hill star, Chad Michael Murray is getting married to Kenzie Dalton.

There was some nice sexiness this week as Erica Durance heated up the pages of FHM, and then we saw some nice Taryn Manning topless pictures.

Paparazzi stalkers caught Kate Beckinsale at her pedicure, and Avril Lavigne running to her car.