aldo-vallon - November 13, 2017
Rose Bertram claimed to be going for more of a goddess look in this years swimsuit shoot. This puts her in stark contrast to all of her previous photo shoots where she was apparently...not supposed to be a goddess. My suspension of disbelief can only take me so far. If I am expected to believe this woman is anything less than otherworldly then I am going to need to see some evidence. Show me a birth certificate, a DNA test, and, if possible, a credit card number with the associated CCV. That is the bare minimum that is required to show proof of humanity and I do not think that is asking too much. In one of these photos she seems to be wearing a bikini top made out of pot holders. Anyone who can make that look good must have a god in their family tree somewhere along the line. I just thank Sports Illustrated for bringing one more woman to the attention of the greater public. These are the kinds of things we need to be made aware of.
Photo Credit: Youtube / Sports Illustrated Swimsuit