Watch Liam Neeson Kick Numerous Asses in the First ‘Taken 3’ Trailer

In case you haven't heard, they've made a Taken 3 (a real one) and it once again stars Liam Neeson, who's now old enough to start appearing in Expendables movies. However, unlike the previous two instalments of this unlikely franchise, nobody gets kidnapped and turned into a sex slave or tortured for revenge.

This time around the bad guys flat out kill the ex-wife of CIA agent Bryan Mills and frame him for the murder. However, when the popo get there, Mills disposes of them humanely, jumps out of a freakin' window, and then solves the crime and exacts revenge all by himself. So it's basically Bourne Identity meets The Fugitive. Only instead of Tommy Lee Jones it's Forrest Whittaker trying to hunt down the innocent guy.

Sounds neat, huh?

Taken 3, or Tak3n as it's being stylized, but which I refuse to write, hits theaters January 9, 2015.