Watch Jennifer Lopez Get Busy with a Teenager in ‘The Boy Next Door’ Trailer

For those of you who stopped reading the headline of this post after busy, I'm sorry to inform you that, no, this is not about a Jennifer Lopez sex tape. It's about a trailer for a new mainstream feature film called The Boy Next Door, directed by Rob Cohen and starring Lopez, Kristen Chenowith, John Corbett, and some ridiculously good-looking 26-year-old guy named Ryan Guzman who we're all supposed to believe is in high school.

The plot? Well you start out thinking it's going to be some kind of desperate housewife drama where a sad suburban mom rediscovers her joie de vivre in the muscly arms of the innocent boy next door. However, about halfway through the trailer you learn the boy next door, while muscly, is anything but innocent. At that point the film turns into a psychological thriller that you just know is going to leave a bunch of people dead or seriously injured.

In theory it all sounds pretty entertaining. But of course, the law of averages suggest it probably won't be.

The Boy Next Door hits theaters January 23, 2015.