Waste Your Days on This: Hamster Wheel for Humans

Hamsters finally get their revenge with this human-sized hamster wheel that's meant for humans. This unusual, one-of-a-kind creation is available on Craigslist. It's pretty strong and sturdy, since it can accommodate up to 200 lbs. It's fully functional, meaning you can run and it'll keep going endlessly, just like the hamster counterpart. It even comes with fifty pounds of shredded newspaper. What that could be for, I do not know.

It was being offered for free on Craigslist, but the whole thing turns out to be a joke.

Its maker lied about owning the wheel. With the odd name of Zzz--he probably lied about that, too--he explained that he used it for exercise before it started to ruin his life. Zzz explains:

I can't make any friends anymore. Any time I bring one of my friends over, there will be like a hamster wheel, like too much of a conversation piece. I can't function as a normal human being anymore. When I have a great conversation with someone and I bring them over to my house and there's a hamster wheel, it's this whole thing, then we talk about my childhood and stuff, it's too much.

It turns out the wheel actually belongs to someone named Luke Trerice.