bill-swift - March 26, 2014
A brewery out of Indiana is marketing a beer aimed at Klingons called Warnog. Named after the brew that Klingons drank in Star Trek, the beer is an officially licensed Star Trek product. The Tin Man brewing company previously released a Vulcan Ale that tastes like logic or whatever. This Klingon ale sounds kind of gross. The flavor is described as,
"It incorporates rye malt into a modern Dunkelweizen grain bill, creating a flavor profile that is both familiar and unique. A beer with notes of clove, banana and caramel."
I wouldn't drink a beer that tastes like friggin' bananas. Am I the only one that has a problem with this? Back in the 90's a lot of people protested against malt liquor being marketed to the African-American community. Why is it OK to sell beer directly to Kilngons? That's kind of...not racist...but anti-alien. Why can't we all drink Romulan ale like God or whatever Klingons worship intended? It's blue and looks like Windex but you can drink it. It's the dream! Bok Bok Blarka Blarg!
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