Viral Video Load: The Barefoot Running Club (VIDEO)

It seems like there's a new workout fad every other day here outside the Egotastic! offices in Los Angeles: Crossfit, Cardio Barre, Bulimia. And now I've got to walk around town watching people jog by without any shoes on. How am I supposed to tell a hipster runner apart from a hobo now? How?!

Well the funny folks over at Get to the Chopper have answered my prayers by mocking every person who ever bought a pair of shoes with a separate slot for every toe in a new sketch. Remember kids, why run when you can crawl? And why crawl when you can by a manservant to carry you around on their back in a specially designed bindle? Enjoy!