bill-swift - May 11, 2013
It is Friday y'all! Yes, it is Friday! It is Friday! I got mad sweet plans for the weekend, mostly drinking and watching television, but you get the point. With that in mind, you need something to propel you into the weeken, so welcome to the Viral Video Load. Today we feature a bunch of celebrities getting dissed, a stoned dog, a boat captain, a glass factory and a bunch of little kids. Enjoy!
Celebrities Read Mean Tweets
In this latest installment of Celebrities Read Mean Tweets - where Jimmy Kimmel of course has celebrities read angry and vile tweets directed at them - I couldn't take my eyes off Gwen Stefani. Not sure why. Those crop tops or whatever they are called, really show off that stomach,. And that stomach makes me feel all funny.
Stoned Golden Retriever
It can be difficult to tell when someone is stoned. Now think about how hard it is to determine when an animal is high. This guy has quite the test for his pet though, and it proves this canine is currently on another level ...
Boat Captain Skills
This boat captain - slash tour guide I suppose - has got some mad driving and parking skills. Both are exhibited in this video when he makes a pretty impressive turn. A turn that would make Zoolander blush. Question though, why when watching this did I see it as a giant euphemism for coitus?
Cars burning out their tires is a staple in every Fast & Furious movie. But have you ever seen a human do it? Check out this guy in a Swedish glassware facility ... Pretty funny, and dangerous, which always adds to the humor!
Kids Reactions to Different Foods
Some things taste horrible. Other things you just assume taste horrible, and that can ultimately make you think it tastes horrible, whether it does or not. Either way, these kids eat unpleasant, or what they perceive to unpleasant things, and their reactions - recorded in super slow motion - are hysterical.
And that was today's VVL. Hopefully you laughed. And hopefully you did it on the clock so you got paid for it! Which was your favorite video? Let me know in the comments below!
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