Video Game Mammary-Memories: Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball

As last month's Olympics rendered abundantly plain, the copious-sandy-crack capers of Beach Volleyball, in tandem with the wondrous womenfolk that partake in such, make for any veteran ogler's most revered sporting event. We lent a standing ovation as the lithe ladies cavorted in their skimpies, one hand safely ensconced in our pants (the latter is optional, and incidentally rendered our frenzied applause rather a challenge; though such are the requisite talents of the discerning leering gentleman.) As a boner-busting denouement, the dudes appeared, in their ballsack-bulge Speedos which made us fervently desire to punch our own eyes in the face.

In summation, the sport is an all-encompassing raunch-arama. As such, we'd venture that you won't hyperventilate with consternation to learn that the boob afficionados at Team Ninja fashioned their own take on this titillating pursuit, with 2003's Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball. As we prostrate ourselves before the great grammatical Gods for that irksome Xtreme, hit the gallery above for some delectable mammary memories.