Victoria’s Secret Model Nicole Scherzinger Pushes Up Her Sexy Cleavage For Restaurant Opening

Excuse my language but Nicole Scherzinger is slap your mom hot. I would never put my hands on the woman that gave birth and raised me unless it was during a fit of insanity. And looking at Nicole makes me going absolutely insane. I’d have to stay several states away from my mother if I was standing next to Nicole. I’d even need a few straight jackets for my own safety. The woman doesn’t even looks like she has to walk anywhere because she’s so perfect. It looks like she’s fully committed to involving her feet in an effortless glide to each destination with the way her perfect face and figure just floats. She’s an angel alright, you can’t fool me.

I’m going to make Nicole a mixtape because women love when you make them small thoughtful gifts. I’ll put songs on it like Mariah Carey’s All I want For Christmas Is You and switch Christmas with the word “life” and “you” with the name Nicole Scherzinger. Just so she doesn’t get confused or think the tape was for someone other woman. Then I’ll mail the tape to her and hope that she’s so impressed with it that she eventually finds me through the return address and we fall in love.

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