Victoria’s Secret Model Camille Rowe Topless

The French have a much different take on sexism. It doesn't exist. Women control everything by having perfect pairs of breasts they wave in the face of their cowering male population. This is either wonderful or horrible depending on your penchant for wearing a chain and being leashed when your woman is at work fucking her Romanian boss. Once that national experiment collapses we can Monday Morning quarterback the thinking that went into building a society where no babies are born. In the interim, smuggle out the women with the swell hooters and the champagne. That's the short list and the long list of all things French to be saved.

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