bill-swift - November 19, 2015
Yuletide is the right time for the massive tide of lingerie promotions and purchases for the woman in your life who you want to buy underpants for. That list should be fairly short, unless you're awesome enough to be my friend. Or you have a private shame closet like myself filled with returned gifts from sextastic women who find your panties shipments a bit too familiar. My sensitivity is often mistaken for forwardness.
The angels of Victoria's Secret are working double shifts of hot bottoms and killer tops this Christmas shopping season. Candice Swanepoel, Elsa Hosk, Taylor Hill, Sara Sampaio and other of the world's best looking fine female forms showing off in thongs and bras and little lacy nothings. This is how Santa gets his annual erection. Elves don't grow on trees. Maybe they do. Still, Mrs. Clause isn't rife for a babydoll, but Santa still needs some nookie. Bring on the Christmas satin! I'm so ready. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Victoria's Secret